July 2011
136 posts
June 2011
89 posts
Also, can we stop calling women 'females'?
affectionateanarchy:
It doesn’t matter how unladylike you think she is, or if she’s a ho or has 19 dicks coming at her from across the room, she’s a woman. Unless we’re using it as an adjective, like a female doctor, please call that bitch a woman and not a female.
“Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are...”
– Anneli Rufus (via ehsisyphus)
I wish I smoked weed.
‘Cause this artificial happiness I’m trying isn’t working. I think I may be the only person I know who has never smoked. Maybe I need some natural, mildly mind altering antidepressant. Cause these pills are a little sometimey, man.
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Laughter is the best medicine.
eyanj:
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
soulothought:
chemicallyattached:
Me in the club
werk….lmao
In this weather....
pants are overrated.
I want to make my mark on the world
…but I don’t know how. Maybe I need spray paint and a flat surface.
A Visit to the Doctor's:
lgbtlaughs:
Nurse: Are you currently sexually active?
Me: No…
Nurse: Have you ever been?
Me: Yes!
Nurse: What do you use for birth control?
Me: Homosexuality.
Nurse: ….Condoms?
Me: No! I’m a lesbian!
Nurse: Oh. Good.
(Submitted by sonozakimononoke)
The sexually active question at the doctor is ALWAYS comedy…’and you’re sure you can’t be pregnant?’
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When someone meets me:
sayingimages:
they think I’m all shy like
But then they get to know me and I’m more like
“They say Maniac Magee was born in a dump.”
– Maniac Magee by Jerry Spinelli
Submitted by dazebras (via novelfirstsentences)
