Also, can we stop calling women 'females'?
affectionateanarchy: It doesn’t matter how unladylike you think she is, or if she’s a ho or has 19 dicks coming at her from across the room, she’s a woman. Unless we’re using it as an adjective, like a female doctor, please call that bitch a woman and not a female.
Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are...– Anneli Rufus (via ehsisyphus)
I wish I smoked weed.
‘Cause this artificial happiness I’m trying isn’t working. I think I may be the only person I know who has never smoked. Maybe I need some natural, mildly mind altering antidepressant. Cause these pills are a little sometimey, man.
Laughter is the best medicine.
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
soulothought: chemicallyattached: Me in the club werk….lmao
In this weather....
pants are overrated.
I want to make my mark on the world
…but I don’t know how. Maybe I need spray paint and a flat surface.
A Visit to the Doctor's:
lgbtlaughs: Nurse: Are you currently sexually active? Me: No… Nurse: Have you ever been? Me: Yes! Nurse: What do you use for birth control? Me: Homosexuality. Nurse: ….Condoms? Me: No! I’m a lesbian! Nurse: Oh. Good. (Submitted by sonozakimononoke) The sexually active question at the doctor is ALWAYS comedy…’and you’re sure you can’t be pregnant?’ ...
When someone meets me:
sayingimages: they think I’m all shy like But then they get to know me and I’m more like
They say Maniac Magee was born in a dump.– Maniac Magee by Jerry Spinelli Submitted by dazebras (via novelfirstsentences)